I bought myself a guitar

  Bharath bought a new guitar sometime back so I, not to be outdone, went and  bought an Acoustic Guitar! Seriously though, I’ve been thinking about buying for the  last couple of years. With the recent onsite trip I have enough bank balance, I  realized  I wouldn’t find a better time to get myself a new guitar.
 I bought a Gibsons acoustic guitar which looks just like the one in the pic. It is my  first guitar and I paid 3500 Rupees for it at a Musical Store near Jayanagar.

 I already had an old Mandolin at my place which I played very rarely, but its really  tough to find Mandolin tabs on Internet so I decided to go for a guitar.
 Ive already started practicing a few tabs- Kelade Nimageega (Song from a Kannada  movie Geetha), Karz, Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na, Wake me up when September Ends  (Greenday).
 I found these sites very helpful ,if you are looking out to get tabs or learn guitar
 from the net, lookout for these
  www.indianguitartabs.com ,
  www.ultimateguitar.com ,
  www.justinguitar.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

I was just browsing thru my archived mails today and I found this forward which is really funny. Ive laughed everytime I’ve read this mail.

Answered By:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

KINDERGARTEN BOY

To get to the other side.

PLATO

For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX

It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY

Because that’s the only trip the establishment would let it take.

SADDAM HUSSEIN

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons
of nerve gas on it.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES

Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

MOSES

And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt
cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

RICHARD M. NIXON

The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI

The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing
the road justifies whatever motive there was.

BILL GATES

The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

DARWIN

Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that
they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN

Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends
upon your frame of reference and relativity.

GEORGE BUSH

We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads
without oppression from terrorist organizations.

Azharuddin

I am totally innocent, you know, I’m unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know,
because I’m from the minority….. I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know….

George Fernandes

I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life.
I don’t own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!

Mulayam

I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross
the road freely without their motives being questioned

ARJUN SINGH

Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so that
they can also cross roads.

Abdul Kalam

Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? .. please tell me why? .. they crossed to go
to the other side of the road… now repeat after me ….

Advani

I see Pakistani hand in this …

Vatal Nagaraj

No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are meant
only for Kanadiga chickens!.

Bal Thackarey

Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all such
chickens which cross the road.

Jayalalithaa

From reliable sources I’ve got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi.
He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order problems. The chicken
has now been imprisoned under POTA.

Amitabh Bachhan

The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure … really sure…

Venkaiah Naidu

"We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It’s a conspiracy by
the congress. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"

H.S.Surjeet

We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front
today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back..

Maneka Gandhi

Chicken crossed the road alone…!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one
of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens…

Salman Khan

I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not intentional …… It was accidental (Hic!)… … you’re
now asking this question to me only because I’m a celebrity(Hic!